1. What goes up but never comes down?
A bull run!
2. What did the bitcoin ETF say when it filled out its trading application?
“I filed the paperwork!”
3. What did the transaction ledger say to the cryptocurrency miner?
“Give me all the details!”
4. What did the cryptocurrency investor say when she was asked for advice?
“Trust no one, do your own research!”
5. How did the bear market recover from its losses?
With a bear-y good recovery!
6. Why doesn’t Satoshi want to come out of hiding?
He’s afraid of the FOMO!
7. What did the crypto trader say when the price dropped?
“I HODLed!”
8. What did the blockchain say after adding a new node?
“I’m unstoppable now!”
9. What did the crypto trader say when the bulls took over?
“It’s a bull run!”
10. What did the crypto trader say when the bear market recovered?
“It’s a bear hug!”
11. What did the crypto trader say after a big win?
“I just got crypto-rich!”
12. What did the crypto market say when the prices dropped?
“It’s a bear market!”
13. What did the trader say when he built his own blockchain?
“I made my own ledger!”
14. What did the miner say when the rewards were big?
“I struck cryptocurrency gold!”
15. What did the crypto trader say when asked about investing?
“Do your own due diligence before investing!”
16. What did the blockchain say after recording a transaction?
“I’ve got the proof of the transaction!”
17. What did the whale say after rising to the top?
“I’m king of the crypto ocean!”
18. What did the silent crypto trader say?
“HODL!”
19. What did the miner say when he mined all of the cryptocurrency?
“I’m cryptocurrency rich!”
20. Why did the blockchain become so popular?
Because it’s secure, transparent, and immutable!
