1. Q: What did the crypto trader say when he saw the fee for the unverified ETF?
A: That fee is out of this world!
2. Q: What did the trader at FTX realize when he saw how quickly the fee was changing?
A: This fee is too volatile!
3. Q: Why did the SEC blame the crypto trading platform?
A: Because it was not following the regulations!
4. Q: What did the crypto trader do when he was feeling down about the markets?
A: He laughed and said, “At least I have my crypto jokes!”
5. Q: What did the Bitcoin believer say when prices went up?
A: HODL, Baby, HODL!
6. Q: What did the altcoin trader say when she heard Ethereum was up?
A: ETH de rally!
7. Q: How does the blockchain work?
A: Like a charm!
8. Q: What did the new crypto investor say when he wanted to buy some Bitcoin?
A: Put your money where your mouth is!
9. Q: What did the crypto trader say when he heard about the latest pump and dump?
A: Don’t get too bullish, the whales could dump anytime!
10. Q: What did Bitcoin say when he saw his buddy Ethereum?
A: Hey, Ether, what’s the craic?